M-m-m-my f-f-f-first p-p-p-post

With nerves of steel, I sit here rather reticently typing information into my first blog post.  The reticence is caused by FEAR, folks.  Fear of the great unknown universe of the blog.  The cement overshoe kind of fear where it takes immense energy to move a tiny step forward.  The dry mouth, sweaty hand, paralyzed vocal chord kind of fear where the only thing you can do is roll your eyes and test your peripheral vision.  The visit to Aunt Helga kind of fear where you know if you so much as step foot in the kitchen to sneak a cookie, you will leave a microscopic trail of dust particles, get caught, and be stuck out on the back stoop all day.

Hmmm… Do you think I’m getting into this a bit too much?

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